Minivans--Toyota v. Honda? The eternal question...
Riding Lawnmower (I like green ones)
World Cup Tix
Shark Tank (w/pool, obviously)
My own Personal Shopper (so I can look like Hugh Grant, eh)
iPhone (this would be more like a b-day stocking stuffer than a "real" gift--perhaps more appropriate if accompanied by a yet-to-exist iPhone Nano or Shuffle. They exist! Google tells me so!)
A night out with Brangelina (I realize this might not be possible)
...or perhaps just a night out with my namesake...
